by Sally Holland
Interview with one of the more than 74 million Republicans in the U.S.
Q: Social media says all Republicans are racist. True or false?
A: It’s not true.
Q: It’s not?
A: No. There may be a few racists but not most, certainly not all.
Q: Social media says Democrats want to take away all guns. True or false?
A: That’s true. All Democrats want to take away our guns.
Q: All of them?
A: Absolutely. Every one.
Interview with one of the more than 90 million Democrats in the U.S.
Q: Social media says all Democrats want to take away guns. True or false?
A: It’s not true.
Q: It’s not?
A: No. Some do, but many are okay with some guns.
Q: Social media says all Republicans are racist. True or false?
A: That’s true. All Republicans are racist.
Q: All of them?
A: Absolutely. Every one.
Interview with the same Republican and Democrat
Q: There was a spaghetti supper at your church last night. True or false?
A: Yes.
A: That is true.
Q: You two made spaghetti together.
A: Yes.
A: That is true.
Q: Did you divide the work so that one of you made the noodles while the other made the sauce?
A: No.
A: I browned the meat.
A: I chopped the onions.
A: Then I boiled the water.
A: And I dropped the pasta into the water.
A: We both worked on both.
Q: But one of you wants to get rid of all guns and the other is a racist. How can you work together?
A: We love spaghetti.
A: Spaghetti is good.
Spaghetti is good!
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